A standard deviation is a simple measurement of variability or deviation from the norm or the average. The degree of deviation is determined numerically or statistically. The metaphysical deviation from the norm is more complicated and must be measured using a bifurcated cosmologer. This algebraic formula measures the exercise philosopher's position relative to known reference points in his task oriented assertions. When applied to functional fitness one need use a spontaneous casualator. This describes the reference point from which the movement originated and whether it was replicated, original, or attributed to chance. The age old philosophical question still remains, i.e. whether it is possible to find loopholes in the universe of movements or foment originality unrelated to the basic fundamentals that exist behind every standard deviation. Just as metaphysicians continue to struggle with the nature of existence, metafitnicians continue to struggle with the origins of originality, the nature of movements, and how to physically prosecute truth and deceit in the form of function, i.e. what works and what doesn't. The oracle at delphi would suggest searching the tales of the bell curve, for answers exist at the ends while illusions exist in the normal distribution. And so it is where true metafitnicians exist, wrestling with wormholes and industry, inverting ideas, and chiseling utility from naught, tripping on an acid fire that burns deep within, putting the pursuit in front of pain and emptiness, deviating into discovery, and carving history into the lurking eyes of the universe. Exercise physiology 101 will soon be jettisoned for exercise philosophy 324. Only campuses that deviate from the standard distribution will be participating in this unique internship opportunity. The class is free. No student has yet passed. Class never ends, and the instructor is a mad scientist made famous for conducting experiments on himself. Prospects for future employment are dismal but results are guaranteed. What is important in life?
A standard deviation is a simple measurement of variability or deviation from the norm or the average. The degree of deviation is determined numerically or statistically. The metaphysical deviation from the norm is more complicated and must be measured using a bifurcated cosmologer. This algebraic formula measures the exercise philosopher's position relative to known reference points in his task oriented assertions. When applied to functional fitness one need use a spontaneous casualator. This describes the reference point from which the movement originated and whether it was replicated, original, or attributed to chance. The age old philosophical question still remains, i.e. whether it is possible to find loopholes in the universe of movements or foment originality unrelated to the basic fundamentals that exist behind every standard deviation. Just as metaphysicians continue to struggle with the nature of existence, metafitnicians continue to struggle with the origins of originality, the nature of movements, and how to physically prosecute truth and deceit in the form of function, i.e. what works and what doesn't. The oracle at delphi would suggest searching the tales of the bell curve, for answers exist at the ends while illusions exist in the normal distribution. And so it is where true metafitnicians exist, wrestling with wormholes and industry, inverting ideas, and chiseling utility from naught, tripping on an acid fire that burns deep within, putting the pursuit in front of pain and emptiness, deviating into discovery, and carving history into the lurking eyes of the universe.
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