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May the single rope climb rest in peace for it is no longer useful to me. Some people go to trade shows to see the latest developments in a particular endeavor; others come here. As the world's foremost leader in exercise philosophy and evolution we stand ready with an arsenal of new movements, patterns, ideas, and formulas, ready to shock the sloth right out of the world. The lightening bolt of evolution has awakened the dormant abilities of my primate kin. Climbing has taken on a new meaning, a new respect, and a new place in the standard list of life's imperative capabilities. Defying gravity is an addiction but one that requires skill and fortitude. Stop wasting time with yesterday when you can train with tomorrow. Send your requests to PO BOX 324. New paradigms are ready for delivery.
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