Friday, January 28, 2011

THE ONLY AUTHORIZED GEAR DISPOSAL



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  1. Outdoor burning regulations generally prohibit the disposal of refuse by incineration but gear that has traversed all manner of movement is anything but refuse. The path traveled by said gear deserves a proper burial, preventing the idle and drone existence of being relegated to a nonoperational status and being robbed of all influence. Reentry into the atmosphere through the medium of fire will spread DNA, viruses, and other epidemiological influence to unsuspecting bodies in the natural environment, ultimately encoding the world's hereditary information in our image.

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  2. Not the digital blue and gray Chuck Taylors. Good god batman those are the shoes that started the movement. Lower the ensign to half mast. Iron man wore those shoes.

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