:54, :51, :50, :46, :43 (The steam engine was stoked today. Sound barrier beware) The latest issue of Junkyard Gym has hit the streets and its provocative 'how to' section reveals yet another misuse of an otherwise highly predictable and exhausted tool. Dust off your tires and warm up your drills. You'll need two short pieces of rope, an overhand knot and two wooden handles. This prescription required raw and uncensored horsepower, each evolution coaxing more compression than the previous. The 324 energy plant is currently in negotiations with the Tokyo Transit Authority for a deal that would power their trains during outages. Unlimited power is still a novel concept against fossil fuel; hence, the struggling atom. After putting together today's new novelty the post party theme was dubbed junk yard gym equipment. For no other reason that strange I did a search for junk yard gym (I usually avoid the pitfall of influence in order to maintain proprietary satisfaction) and was dumbfounded that someone had already pilfered the name so carelessly. Although Shakespeare already demonstrated that by any other name a rose still smells sweet I harbor reservations about calling anything other than what it is. We've entered the stage of vicarious living whereby adjectives and names are carelessly attached to any image we wish to project. Business is booming in the vicarious age of self-validation. With all the confidence in the universe, our operation not only meets but exceeds all the standards of any of the names, icons, phrases, idioms, and other colorful descriptors we apply to our prescriptions. By watering down words and carelessly attaching them to projections without respecting or expressing their significance we slowly abort the history that has made them sacred. Call it what it is. We do.
:54, :51, :50, :46, :43 (The steam engine was stoked today. Sound barrier beware)
ReplyDeleteThe latest issue of Junkyard Gym has hit the streets and its provocative 'how to' section reveals yet another misuse of an otherwise highly predictable and exhausted tool. Dust off your tires and warm up your drills. You'll need two short pieces of rope, an overhand knot and two wooden handles.
This prescription required raw and uncensored horsepower, each evolution coaxing more compression than the previous. The 324 energy plant is currently in negotiations with the Tokyo Transit Authority for a deal that would power their trains during outages. Unlimited power is still a novel concept against fossil fuel; hence, the struggling atom.
After putting together today's new novelty the post party theme was dubbed junk yard gym equipment. For no other reason that strange I did a search for junk yard gym (I usually avoid the pitfall of influence in order to maintain proprietary satisfaction) and was dumbfounded that someone had already pilfered the name so carelessly. Although Shakespeare already demonstrated that by any other name a rose still smells sweet I harbor reservations about calling anything other than what it is. We've entered the stage of vicarious living whereby adjectives and names are carelessly attached to any image we wish to project. Business is booming in the vicarious age of self-validation. With all the confidence in the universe, our operation not only meets but exceeds all the standards of any of the names, icons, phrases, idioms, and other colorful descriptors we apply to our prescriptions. By watering down words and carelessly attaching them to projections without respecting or expressing their significance we slowly abort the history that has made them sacred. Call it what it is. We do.