Monday, December 13, 2010

MODIS


the tower
5 ascents (with body armor and m45 gas mask)
then 
HMMWV pushes x 5 (~40 mtrs with body armor)

1 comment:

  1. HMMWV: ::33, ::32, ::30, ::28, ::26
    Deploy the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer and witness a rogue and misanthropic maelstrom of dust and wind, one that would submit Evil Ron, the Mega Weather Generator of Doom and Disaster. Unfortunately for the evil villains of mad meteorology, the Modern Defenders of Humanity stand ready for rapid deployment of quick response force (QRF). Adaptation to austere conditions can only be successfully negotiated with an austere response. Limited visibility and unreasonable winds make the tower the ideal target for the unsuspecting enemy. Donning the mask and body armor elevated climbing to a new level. Winds persisted, influencing the otherwise stationary lot in life for the overgrown steel appendage. A deep and symphonic exchange of air persisted, impeded by resistance while atomized liquid exhaust occupied the M45's confined space. With visibility impaired and innocent mortals running for cover, the prospects of standing atop the manufactured mountain with arms over head whilst intimidating the angry wind drove the load with a little more intensity today. Natural disasters will invariably lose against the man-made hazards of this global institution. Meteorologists beware as you continue to spread fear and oppress the timid whilst we harness the limitations of foul weather, exploiting the fissures, and capitalizing on opportunity. Oppression, man made or naturally imposed, will only strengthen our resolve.

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