Wednesday, June 2, 2010
INGREDIENTS
324 oz. Ready-to-Consume is a metaphysical, nutrient-enhanced, functional formula that promotes unsustainable fissile energy, lean muscle growth, recovery from exercise, and philosophical transferability with an earthquake like taste. 324 provides a precise blend of premium programs, unreasonable expectations, uncommon associations, and 20 mental vitamins & minerals in an excuse-free, comfort-free, pseudo toxic formula. 324 oz. Ready-to-Consume is an ideal philosophical choice whether you are a performance athlete, on a diet, or simply desire to push your mind and body to its limits.
Available in an unknown amount of amazing, fast acting and unusual flavors, 324 is perfect before, during, or after workouts, as a permanent meal replacement option, or an overzealous snack between low quality meals.
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I'll need at least a case.
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The shit is probably illegal here. I'll smuggle a few pallets though!
ReplyDeleteWay off topic, but this headline from today actually caught my eye on FoxNews...
ReplyDeleteLetdown Friday: Dow Dives 324 on Disappointing Data
It can paralyze economies, topple governments, lower the troposphere, stimulate trade, commerce, social unrest, inspire major changes in agriculture, manufacturing, mining, and transportation. Spreading throughout Europe, North America, and the non aligned countries, it's been called anti-establishment or counterculture. Only the great pioneers who speak the now defunct language of manual labor cross party lines into the edge of insanity, fusing the machinations of the human steam engine with the electrifying charge of motivational acuity. Patent number: 324
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